Víólu Mafían
The Web-page of Evil

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Wednesday, December 03, 2003
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Emund Burke

i don´t know who this guy is, but he sure would do good as a viola player



posted bytóta 5:59 AM


hey people, don´t we know this evil little bastard? trying to look innocent with her cute, brown curls.
well we know better!
hmoah hmoah hmoah!
rock on Stefanía!!
i bet she was planning something evil when this pic was taken. just look at that reckless blink in her eyes and if that ugly hair-do monster on her left doesn´t look scared, then im a dog.



posted bytóta 4:46 AM
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
hey folks!
check
this dude out...


posted bytóta 7:30 AM
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
this is the coolest quiz in the world!

this is me:
HASH(0x85107b8)
G# minor - You are not totally happy, and you know
it. At least you are trying to do something
about it. You like to think and create to try
and sort out your problems. Keep going the way
you are, and you will soon be on speaking terms
with your demons.


what key signature are you?
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posted bytóta 8:15 AM
Friday, July 04, 2003
American man 'gets' irony
Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with
the concept of irony.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I
thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then
realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he
said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
'Hey, great weather'.! "




posted bytóta 7:27 AM
Thursday, July 03, 2003




posted bytóta 10:30 AM
Wednesday, July 02, 2003
Definitions:
* string quartet: a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.
* glissando: a technique adopted by string players for difficult runs.
* subito piano: indicates an opportunity for some obscure orchestra player to become a soloist.
* risoluto: indicates to orchestras that they are to stubbornly maintain the correct tempo no matter what the conductor tries to do.
* senza sordino: a term used to remind the player that he forgot to put his mute on a few measures back.
* preparatory beat: a threat made to singers, i.e., sing, or else....
* crescendo: a reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loudly.
* conductor: a musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
* half step: the pace used by a cellist when carrying his instrument.
* cadence: when everybody hopes you're going to stop, but you don't.
* music: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
* oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good.
* major scale: what you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Damn! That was a major scale!"
* audition: the act of putting oneself under extreme duress to satisfy the sadistic intentions of someone who has already made up his mind.
* accidentals: wrong notes.
* agnus dei: a famous female church composer.
* metronome: a city-dwelling dwarf.



posted bytóta 4:13 AM
Wednesday, June 25, 2003


Jimi Hendrix, rock guitarist, started his musical career at an early age on the viola according to leaflet in "Jimi Hendrix: The Ultimate Collection."





posted bytóta 9:21 AM


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